Lets face it, Gogglebox would be very different it wasn’t for Scarlett Moffatt driving the point home with her witty and slightly acerbic remarks.

The 23-year-old Geordie, who we see sitting with her parents every Friday night, shared her rather interesting take on all the television events that happened this week.

1. On the creepy-looking stuffed dog called Bess on Antique’s Road show…

(The owners couldn’t bear to part with the taxidermy dog, because they claimed it was a member of the family.)

SM: “She’s not a member of the family, cos she’s fucking dead.”

2. On the rather complicated-looking eggs en cocotte recipe on Masterchef…

SM: “It’s just dippy eggs, isn’t it?”

3. On Stephen Spielberg’s iconic film Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom…

SM: “Oh my god. What shit special effects!”

4. On the definition of a rickshaw…

SM: “It’s like a taxi, but a taxi without a car.”

5. On the austerity government and budget cuts…

SM: “They are not making cuts for fucking shits and giggles.
They are doing it for a reason.”

6. On the fact that it’s been 40 years since the first Star Wars movie…

SM: “Hope it’s not out on May the Fourth, so I don’t go ‘May the fourth be with you’.”

7. On Simon Cowell wearing shades in Britain’s Got Talent…

SM: “It’s Simon Cowell, he can do anything he wants… will you go to him and say you look like a knob?”

8. On nine-year-old Jesse Jane McParland doing martial arts on Britain’s Got Talent…

SM: “It’s like she gets possessed by Jackie Chan.”

9 . On being told off by her mother for her noisy page-turning…

This reaction.